




Crispy | Alien Mummy Graphic T-Shirt | Printed in Toronto
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In 2023, alleged non-human specimens were presented before the Mexican Congress. The internet named one of them Crispy.
We put him on a shirt.
Distressed horror print on premium black cotton, hand-printed in small batches in Toronto. The kind of shirt you wear when you want people to either know exactly what it references, or ask.
- Ultra-soft ring-spun cotton
- Hand-printed in small batches
- Modern fit with double-needle stitching
- Sizes S–3XL
Not mass-produced.
Just a small-batch tee printed in Toronto
Pairs well with

Crispy | Alien Mummy Graphic T-Shirt | Printed in Toronto
If you have any questions, you are always welcome to contact us. We'll get back to you as soon as possible,
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Shipping Information
We pride ourselves on prompt service—your order will be shipped the same day or the next business day (excluding weekends). Enjoy quick, reliable delivery every time.
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FAQ’s
Can I pick up my order?
Unfortunately, we do not currently offer a pickup option. While all our items are printed in downtown Toronto, we do not have a physical storefront or pickup location available at this time.Are the prints permanent?
Absolutely. Our prints are designed to last—they won’t crack or fade, maintaining their vibrant look for years to come.Are there special washing instructions?
You can wash your shirt with cold or hot water and dry it as you would any other garment. For added longevity, we recommend turning the shirt inside out before washing and drying.


