{"product_id":"crispy-alien","title":"Crispy | Alien Mummy Graphic T-Shirt | Printed in Toronto","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1788\/8765\/files\/Noir_Tees_Size_Chart.jpg\" title=\"Noirtees Sizing Chart\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u0026lt;- Click Here |\u003cstrong\u003e Free tracked shipping across Canada!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIn 2023, alleged non-human specimens were presented before the Mexican Congress. The internet named one of them Crispy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWe put him on a shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eDistressed horror print on premium black cotton, hand-printed in small batches in Toronto. The kind of shirt you wear when you want people to either know exactly what it references, or ask.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUltra-soft ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHand-printed in small batches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eModern fit with double-needle stitching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSizes S–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot mass-produced.\u003cbr\u003eJust a small-batch tee printed in Toronto\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Noir et Noir","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":42959669526626,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":42959669559394,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":42959669592162,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":42959669624930,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":42959669657698,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":42959669690466,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1788\/8765\/files\/Crispymain.jpg?v=1779567326","url":"https:\/\/www.noiretnoir.ca\/products\/crispy-alien","provider":"Noir et Noir","version":"1.0","type":"link"}